Skeleton King looking for Crystal Maiden  

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Allstar Dota player seeking like minded female for hot scourge on sentinel action. 
Can you sit for prolonged periods of time on my lap being super hot while I pwn n00bs? 
Are you as PHAT as leviathan stacked full of HoTs? 
Are you level 18 or higher ? 
Then you may have what it takes to be my Crystal Maiden 
Reply with a pic... and I will do the same. 
Please no IRL fat messes.. I live an active lifestyle both in and out of the game. 
I'm a super nice guy, I don't gank on the first game, and I'll never try to gank you from behind. 
I'm in it for the long run, and will never leave a game before it's over. 


Yours Truly. 
Dota Ghost 

P.S. I'm super serious about the level 18 stuff. I don't want to goto jail because I ganked a n00b. 

Location: Minneapolis 
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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